Having been diagnosed as almost deaf in one ear and driving through traffic chaos, the least I could expect was to be confronted by police with a challan for “mobile driving,” a term that means using the mobile phone while driving. My explanation that I was just enjoying an itch in the left ear, and was not using the mobile, fell on deaf ears.
I was soon to guess that it being the last day of the month, police were busy reaching their monthly target, booking all sorts of cases, right from not wearing the seatbelt and helmet to not possessing valid documents. The crowd around the sergeant was surging with people from different strata, some paying and others arguing. Suddenly, I remembered the report of my hearing test lying in my car, which was enough to convince the sergeant that I couldn't have possibly used the mobile on the left ear.
Noise pollution, the doctor had said, was the reason for my deafness as is the case with many city-dwellers. The only solution is ‘avoid noise,' he had said. Quite a difficult preposition, indeed. The advent of mobile technology further reduced the chances of survival of my lone functional ear. So I decided to educate people around me, on the damage caused by noise pollution and, in the bargain, save as many pairs of ears as well as my lone one. But, again, I appeared to be the lone crusader as my very humble requests — to reduce the volume of loudspeakers in public transport or in the marriage halls and not to use horn-type loudspeakers in my neighbourhood — only invited their wrath.
Marriage halls play loud music and the explanation I got was that it prevented the invitees from thinking or speaking anything bad of the couple! A good reason to vandalise the eardrums! But even amid the loud music, one can always find someone trying to match the loudspeaker while answering the mobile. It is indeed difficult to imagine India sans noise. Slowly, I realised that I could do nothing about the noise around me and considered it wiser to keep my own auditory system away from noise. I shied away from crowds and loudspeakers, or muffled my ears with cotton plugs during my visits to public gatherings. Yet, the mobile technology appeared to be defying all boundaries in attacking me!
Notices of “please switch off your mobile” are the least noticed or heeded to even in the most sacred of places. A ringing mobile is picked up without scruple even in a silent and peaceful environment under the glaring eyes of all the others. Your co-passenger in the bus or train would be yelling into his mobile even in the middle of the night disturbing your peace and yet it is his right!
Once a meeting was under way. The now-faded “please switch off your mobile” announcement, in place on the wall of the hall, would not have received any greater attention in its heyday than it did that day. The organisers requested everyone around to silence their mobiles. Yet, there were blaring music, frightening shrills, a squeaking, wail or a giggle, presumably, of a child, and what not for a ring tone, each one an example of how destructively creative humans can be!
As the talk got more and more interesting, silence descended on the hall only to be broken by the jolting and terrorising ring of the mobiles. Even at the most neediest moments, one would have come across a ‘line is busy,' ‘number busy' or an ‘out of coverage area,' whereas here in the hall it appeared as if the mobile service providers were vying with one another in ‘connecting people.' The long-forgotten friend would not have thought of a better moment than this to get across to someone in the hall. Did they normally receive so many calls, I wondered.
Another request soon came from the dais, to kill the mobile which was again received with the same indifference, for soon another call was to come! With the least concern, someone walked out of the hall with the mobile still ringing, leaving the entire hall frowning.
The talk continued, but the speaker was clearly disturbed and he made his final plea to the audience to put their mobiles in silent mode. For some time thereon, there wasn't any more ringing and the talk progressed well to a climax with eager eyes and ears set attentively on the speaker. Suddenly, a mobile started ringing loudly breaking the silence. Several eyes paced the hall in search of its owner. Some made involuntary reflexes to retrieve their mobile from their pockets or bags and check if the noise-maker was theirs, followed religiously by piercing and admonishing stares from around.
Convinced it wasn't theirs, they looked around proudly as if to announce it and without losing time, joined the others in the search. Some others sat frozen praying it shouldn't be theirs. One could see a shrug here or there among the audience, as if to express their annoyance. The distraction caused by the ringing mobile was indeed infectious and took over the entire hall. The ringing mobile finally emerged, this time, from the pocket of the speaker! And, the noise is here to stay!
(augustinemini04 @yahoo.co.in)
Keywords: mobile phone, mobile technology, noise pollution


Mobile usage is for sure a nuisance but more importantly, the concern is regarding, it being a threat to the human life. The major cause for car accidents are the distractions from phone usage while driving and not to miss out its role as a risk factor for cancer. It is high time we limit it's use.
Mobile phone has become such an important thing in our lives that we
feel like missing something if we are not the owners of it.
we generally see people in public places talking over the phones
loudly, much to the annoyance of the people around.A ringtone is an
alert to the owner of a mobile but it should not be like
alerting(disturbing) people around you.Some even say, a ringtone tells
about our behavior.The youth today are so crazy about ring tones and caller tunes as these help to get attention of people.Anyway it has
become a 'must' to have a mobile in this technology infected world. At
least, use it wisely and let's not disturb our environment.....
I feel that it has become a trend to make noise and thus grab attention. Even the advertising industry started making money out of this wrongful mannerism. Recent ad featuring shore na machaya to mazaa nahi aaya!! was the only thing i could think of while reading this article.
We could all help set social standards by our behavior and feedback.One can stare and humiliate a person who uses his cell phone in the middle of a road or disturbing everyone in a quiet restaurant etc..But wait it is mostly educated and also youngsters and city dwellers who keep on yakking even while driving..So they are setting example for next generation. I dont know what they will tell their grand kids when they are in their 50's and the kids jarring heavy metal....May be they will dance if they can still hear the music..
Its rightly said.
The ringtones, followed by the loud talk over the mobile phone defies the silence of the night time, whether during the night travel by train or bus.Fortunately, the mobile service providers can not reach the flights otherwise the noise would match the noise of the flights.
Think the cartoon was simply wrong to give away the suspense so
cleverly kept by the author.
Mobile has proved a nusiance in India. Every second person driving a car is found listening to his mobile. The people do not switch off their mobile even at Shamshan Ghats. They feel proud in flaunting their mobiles.
Nice article , at first glance it looks funny but it presents a very
serious issue that we need to look into.
The article seems a copycat of R.K.Laxman mannerism.Its true to some extent but we are lot changed from those early days now we can differentiate between jerks and vibration of our phone . So generation next will develop more shortcut to attend their calls. Have faith its not that black and deaf.
Although it is hard to digest, majority of the Indian people are necessarily talkative and lazy.Work,productivity,innovation etc., are words which majority people do not understand.Our low productivity in agriculture and industry shows our laziness.There are no major developments in scientific fields as a result of which we import food items, industrial inputs and outputs and arms and ammunition from other nations. Indians are pleasure hungry and talkative. Mobile phone has facilitated Indians to talk more at the cost of work and productivity.More talk in homes,in streets,in festivals etc., will necessarily create noise pollution.And it is a continuous process and perhaps there is none to curtail it if not stopped altogether.As instrument,Mobile phone is not responsible,only the users responsible.....
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