Watch me while I tilt my head to a 45 degree angle, glaze my eyes and yank you through a storm. We will have to rekindle some childhood memories. Let’s give it a good two or three decades, shall we?
Life has always had its share of amusement and drama, primarily because of the characters in it. When I look around in my life, there are very few placid characters. I have the boisterous ones, the catch-life-by-the-horns-and-dance-till-dizzy ones, the energetic ones, the sort of people who make observations that make you laugh or admire the speed of the repartee, but seldom dull.
Most households, for example, after deciding to buy a television set would take the money available, go to a store and buy one. Mine, on the other hand…
After making the easy decision of wanting to buy a television, the drama would begin to unfold like a small storm whose eye is moving slowly and surely towards your home. Gaining in strength and fury.
It would all start disarmingly simply. The father would aimlessly drop into an electronics store to see the different models available. Then, slowly, he would inundate the house with pamphlets from different stores, price comparisons, model evaluations, and clippings of advertisements from newspapers and magazines. Anything that had anything about a television: all the brands would jostle with whatever-else.
The glossy pamphlets would pile up on tables, couches and side-tables for weeks. No visitor to the home could miss the mess, and within days the whole community knew that a television purchase was imminent in the home. We lived in a small hillside community where everyone knew everybody else. So, of course, everybody weighed in with their advice. There is a certain joy in knowing that people are concerned about you and your doings, and we enjoyed it, for the most part.
Now the storm is just brewing and gaining in force but not yet visible over the horizon. Everytime somebody walked in, we would be embarrassed and apologise for the mess, but it did not bother father. He was rather pleased with his research and freely boasted about the pains he took in stewing the house with this garbage. “Everybody’s house is like that!” he would say airily when accosted, and things would go on.
The momentum is now building up, and the eye of the storm is approaching. People (read my mother) wanting to sit on the couch at the end of a long day would first have to bite down the sharp words that rise at having no seat available, and then shove all the pamphlets onto the floor before sitting. This was the physical aspect of it.
The emotional aspect was worse: you see the father was so carried away by his own research that he would recount all the features with gusto at the dinner table or over coffee. CRT tubes, antennae size, screen size and voltage stabilisers were served with cake and coffee to visitors and family alike.
After a few weeks of this agony, the roof would lift off with the mother’s shrieking, because she couldn’t bear the mess and the talk surrounding TVs any more.
To this hair-shrieking response, the father would calmly ask his beloved why she was getting tense, and that she must learn to relax and enjoy the process. Asking somebody to relax while not making any change to the circumstances can be a tricky thing to do. It is an interesting social experiment well worth observing from a distance. I would strongly advocate it.
Then, as if nothing had happened, he would head out one day to buy onions and come back with a colour television. To quizzical looks from family and friends, he would unveil with a flourish, a brand he had never researched or heard reviews about before.
Even though the television matched none of his carefully researched specifications over the past weeks, we were all glad to have the thing done with, and settled in to have a good time with it.
Take a deep breath and come back to the present. The husband is now researching televisions. Though the glossy brochures have been replaced by browser tabs, I am pleased to note that some things don’t change in the circle of life.
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