• Scary:We took a train from Moscow deep into the suburbs, to try and find Patriot Park, which was a newly-opened exhibition that Putin had dubbed a military Disneyland. From the moment I boarded I knew it was a bad idea from the stares we got from people who were not thrilled to see us. We were the only brown people, and the farther we drew out of the city the more tense the situation became, and we found ourselves stared at and spat at by tattooed young men in tracksuits and Adidas T-shirts. Once back in Moscow, we read that foreigners, particularly Asians, were strongly advised not to take the suburban trains owing to racist crime on board. I wish I’d read that before we set off.
  • Funniest: Too many to mention!
  • Saddest: During the Second World War, the Japanese used Allied prisoners of war to construct a railway line connecting Thailand and Burma, with one prisoner dying for every sleeper laid. Better known now as the ‘Death Railway’, a small segment of the route is still in service, with trains departing twice a day from Bangkok Thonburi station up to Nam Tok station in Kanchanaburi. Winding through jungled territory, as branches brush and snap in through the open windows, the train clatters across the infamous bridge on the river Kwai, making for a stunning but sombre ride.