Locked up in luxury

It's the last place one would like to be in. Time walks on crutches behind bars.

For the lesser mortals, sure. But not for the high-profile jailbirds like film stars, politicians and underworld dons. They are the toast of the cell.

Guess how they would react. Will they exchange notes on their escapades? Turn a role model for their cellmates? Or give a hell of a time to the jailor?

Suggest funny ways of how they would kill time in the narrow confines of their cell.

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