Kitchen... er... guarding Cabinet

As it is alleged that the State police have failed to provide foolproof security cover to the Chief Minister on Tirumala ghat road, the Home Minister may escort the caravan of the CM followed by Health Minister to provide health care and other Ministers to act as pilot and advance pilot and kept incharge of dog squad, bomb disposal squad and road opening parties etc. Besides, the Home Minister who is also Cinematography Minister can enrol stunt masters of Tollywood as personal security guards.

P.N. Ramachandran, Tirupati