Hall of flame

Sweet surrender

I'll buy her a bunch of roses to end all her `poses'! I'll get a made-to-order chocolate filled with all my love and of course, some wine, rum and raisins, and she would swoon much before noon and the anger would melt very soon. What a boon! I'll stand outside her corridor with a tape recorder in hand playing soulful lyrics, perhaps some sad Mukesh numbers, and do a Devdas and being the softie she is, she would come rushing to me. We will run towards each other in slow motion (like in the movies)! And anger? It would be gone! Poyinde, poyepoche, it's gone!

Ramesh, Hyderabad

Filmi chakkar

Dear Saathiya,

Kya Kehna the first time I saw you, I asked myself Hum Aapke Hai Kaun, feeling that Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. I so I decided to forward you a Pukar from Dil Se.

I thought that by the way Hum To Mohabbat Karega... so with my Dil To Pagal Hai, I dream to be your Hero No.1 and I'll make you my Biwi No.1.

Please Janam Samja Karo that Pyar Koi Khel Nahin and I admit that Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam.

I think Kuch To Hai between us. I believe that Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain for Hamesha. Remember Jab Pyar Kissi Se Hota Hai why not Aa Ab Laut Chalein and you can come Saajan Ki Baho Mein.

You're Sirf Tum in my life. If you say Yes Boss, then I will become your Joru Ka Ghulam.

Don't worry be happy, Dholi Saja Ke Rakhna because Dil Wale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge. Lovingly yours, Devdas

Indushree, Vizag

Booked for good!

If she isn't relenting to the flowing Banaras or Dharmavaram silk sarees, do not lose heart. How about offence being the best form of defence?

If nothing works, just give her a hint that you would be asking your mother, her mother-in-law, to come and stay with you.

And relish her `thanda' mighty surrender!

N. Sadavan Pillai, Guntakal.

Love, love me do

Hi! If my girl friend is mighty peeved, then I would take her to the city's biggest ice-cream parlour and buy her a huge bar of ice-cream and liken it to my life, "Oh my dear, I give my life to you with all my love. Puhleez, accept it... " Despite her fetish for ice-creams she would melt faster than the ice cold goodie because love is hotter than ice-cream!

Vishwajeet, Hyderabad

Ruptured romance

Four fundas to make the GF thanda:

1. Open up a Thumps-up. This would make her too-fan thanda. 2. Tell her that her smile reminds you of Leonardo da Vinci's Monalisa. 3. Flirt with her best friend. Jealousy will take care of the rest! 4. Croon Anil Kapoor's `Root na jaana... ' to start `2003 - A Love Story.'

Zenitha Selvaraj, Akividu

Going flat out

If your spouse is in angry mood - 1) Give him/her a `j'angry to bring back the smiles. 2) Dance as ugly as you can to his/her favourite song. 3) Pick up his/her `lucky number' and perform sit-ups equal to that number. 4) Praise his/her parents howsoever `mean' they might be. These are for men alone! 5) Take a snap of him/her in the angry mood and show how beautiful/charming she/he looks when angry. 6) Dump a bucket-load of jasmine flowers on her and she is bound to cool down. 7) If she has a track record of being haughty, wear a helmet before you approach her. 8) Hug her gently (not in a public place, dear!) and seek (beg is the word) her pardon, the way Lord Krishna did with His wife, Satyabhama.

B.V. Kumar, Nellore

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