‘Madame Web’ movie review: Dakota Johnson springs no surprises in this mildly-engaging origin story

While not an over-stimulated three-hour marathon peopled with angst-ridden growly meta-humans, this Dakota Johnson-led superhero movie is an easy watch and just as effortlessly forgettable 

Updated - February 16, 2024 06:56 pm IST

Dakota Johnson in ‘Madame Web’

Dakota Johnson in ‘Madame Web’

The fourth film in the SSU (Sony’s Spider-Man Universe), following the Venom films and Morbius (ugh), Madame Web is vaguely amusing. This is not a film that would drive you to bite your arm in frustration nor will it have you staring at the screen in shock and awe. At a relatively short running time of under two hours, Madame Web tells the origin story of Cassie Webb (Dakota Johnson).

Madame Web (English)
Director: S. J. Clarkson
Cast: Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O’Connor, Isabela Merced, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, Emma Roberts, Adam Scott
Run-time: 116 minutes
Storyline: A young woman discovers her psychic powers after an accident and must confront her past to face her future

Differing from the comic, Madame Web shows Cassie as a young woman in her 30s discovering her psychic abilities and not an elderly woman on life support. The movie starts in the ‘70s in the Peruvian Amazon with scientist Constance (Kerry Bishé) very pregnant with Cassie, looking for a rare spider with miraculous healing powers. She finds the spider, and betrayal in the form of explorer Ezekiel Sims (Tahar Rahim).

Cut to 33 years ahead and Cassie is working as a paramedic in New York with Ben Parker (Adam Scott). After a couple of instances of Cassie’s social awkwardness including one at a baby shower for Ben’s sister-in-law, Mary (Emma Roberts), she meets with an accident and everything changes dramatically for her.

Suddenly burdened with psychic powers where she can somewhat see the future, Cassie wonders if she is losing her mind. Elsewhere, Ezekiel is living in his digital cocoon and seems to spend his ill-gotten super-powers obsessing over his death. He sees three young women, Julia (Sydney Sweeney), Anya (Isabela Merced) and Mattie (Celeste O’Connor), as the cause of his downfall. He bullies his tech support team of one, Amaria (Zosia Mamet), to track the teenagers down.

Cassie with her déjà vu, presque vu and jamais vu, realises the girls are in trouble and reluctantly takes them under her wing. The rest of the movie sees the fab four fleeing Ezekiel and Cassie making a quick trip to Peru (no jet lag or never-ending immigration lines for superheroes) to meet Santiago (José María Yazpik) from the secret spider tribe in Peru, Las Arañas, to learn about her past, heritage and sundry things.

Madame Web has some serviceable action sequences, the women are all competent and it is nice to see Severance’s Scott as a younger Uncle Ben. Rahim wades into his wickedness with gusto. Including the birth of Peter Parker in the movie can be looked at as cute or cringe-y myth-making depending on your frame of mind. Madame Web is not an over stimulated three-hour marathon peopled with angst-ridden growly meta-humans and it does not have a mid or end-credit sequence.

That is about all one can say for this film that one would most probably forget by the time one reaches the parking lot or the bus stop—yay for public transport.

Madame Webis currently running in theatres

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