The right place
Two drivers driving along a road look for a place to stop and have a picnic.
The first driver says: “Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree.” The other one says: “No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road.”
They fight for a bit, but finally agree to have it in the middle of the road. All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them, and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.
The second driver says: “See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!”
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone will still have the urge to try and over take them.
Aman's telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a new car for himself.
“So, he took the wheels from an international brand, a radiator from a local brand, some panels and bumpers from a hybrid vehicle...” “Oh my god,” interrupts his friend. “What did he end up with?” And the friend says: “Two years and probation.”
(Source: The Internet)