No French connection here. Just a Brazilian one...(Photos: AFP and AP)
After Croatia's 3-1 drubbing at the hands of El Tris, coach Niko Kovac (left) would have preferred Batman as his doppelganger, but ended up with Joseph Gordon Levitt's Robin.
England's World Cup stars were caught offside by Spurs boss Harry Redknapp's allegations of certain Premier League stars shirking national duty. Perhaps it's time for skipper Frank Lampard (left) to take a leaf out of ''Taken'' star Liam Neeson's dialogue-book, should he ever have to call them up!
Spain are heading home in disgrace after their worst-ever World Cup showing. Veteran defender Gerard Pique (right) must be hoping he does not have to face a Spanish Inquisition like "The Hunger Games" star Liam Hemsworth.
We're pretty sure that Italian midfield maestro Andrea Pirlo (right) wouldn't dare crack Chuck Norris jokes after seeing this...
Goalie Thibaut Courtois (right) has been hanging out on his net largely untested during Belgium's smooth ride to Round 2, but might need some of Spiderman a.k.a Andrew Garfield's superpowers if the Red Devils are to survive the knockout stage.
Graham Zusi (right) has the flowing locks to ride with Jason "Khal Drogo" Momoa...
Lionel Messi, the colossus on whom Argentine hopes of World Cup glory rest, has Eric Bana a.k.a Hector of "Troy" fame as his doppelganger. La Albiceleste must be relieved they don't have to face any Brad Pitt look-alikes in Brazil.
Do we need to say more?