Nostalgia is a powerful redeeming power for many a failed film enterprise. It hasn’t worked for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT). It didn’t work the first time round in 2014 and for some unknown reason there is a sequel. And no surprises there, nostalgia hasn’t worked this time either.
The second film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows focuses on the destruction of the brothers’ arch nemesis, The Shredder, who’s escaped prison and is back stronger than ever. This time round, he’s partnered with an unusually gimmicky Dr. Baxter Stockman (Tyler Perry). Together, they plan to use teleportation to invite an extraterrestrial invasion by Krang (Brad Garret) from Dimension X.
To achieve his ambitious plan of “bringing humans to their knees”, Stockman develops a Retro-Mutagen which can turn humans into animals and that, kids, is how the warthog Bebop (a strikingly thin Gary Anthony Williams) and rhino Rocksteady (Stephen Farrelly) were born. They’re The Shredder’s muscleman: enhanced gigantic animals with little brains and even less humour.
Out of the Shadows doesn’t wait to settle in before the action hits you in the face. While you’re still adjusting to the many-happenings onscreen, there’s the stiff Megan Fox as April O’Neil (the sole character to say ‘cowabunga’ in this film), and a forgettable Will Arnett as Vern Fenwick.
Even odder is the addition of Laura Linney as the utterly useless police chief, Rebecca Vincent.
And despite trying really, really hard, the camaraderie between the four protagonists fails miserably, as does their brief interaction with old wise Master Splinter (Tony Shalhoub). Even evil alien Krang is far from intimidating; he looks like a brain with tentacles and curved teeth (residing in a robot), who has the exaggerated disposition of Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff Girls .
Not even the CGI effects or the turtles hurtling across buildings and dodging weapons could stifle the yawns that forced their way halfway through the film. But there’s great use of old-school music though.
I really wanted to enjoy TMNT Out of The Shadows and reminisce those school-day afternoons spent watching the heroes-in-a-half shell on television. But alas, with no turtle power, the best and most authentic part about this sequel is its animated end credits.
– Deborah Cornelious
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Director: Dave Green
Starring: Megan Fox, Stephen Amell, Will Arnett, Tyler Perry, Laura Linney, Pete Ploszek, Alan Ritchson, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Tony Shalhoub, Gary Anthony Williams, Stephen Farrelly and Brad Garrett
Runtime: 112 mins
