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The snobbish tourist
A snobbish tourist was visiting a small Australian village when he noticed a local man wearing a highly ornate necklace that featured 10 alligator teeth. He approached the man and in a condescending manner said, “Goodness, what a fancy necklace! I guess you people must value alligator teeth the same way my people value pearls.”
The man replied, “Well, anyone can open up an oyster.”
What an idea!
G etting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.
Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their RV:
“Insurance agent. Ask about our term-life package.”
We can't do that
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, “I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.”
The confused agent said, “I'm sorry, we can't do that.”
“Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!”
(Source: The Internet)
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